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A spokesperson for the site said of xHamster’s intentions that the site was meant suited people who wanted to chat , exchange erotic pics and share amateur videos ... to find mutual friends online and maybe discover partners interested in intimate relationships." I think it is fair to say that x Hamster has done a bang-up job of providing the platform that they set in to take , as it has become a cornucopia of amateur and homemade user-uploaded content. As indubitably as the “ discover partners interested in constant relationships” part is concerned , in , I cannot speak to. I have under felt the need to resort to a porn site to find my “ intimate relationships,” but I am very curious to know if anyone’s a had any serendipity with that aspect of the site. The People’s Porn Network Along with so much user-uploaded content , though , controversy is bound to come sooner or later. 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To help combat the growing prominence of rape culture in America, xHamster banned all videos involving rape , including those which featured the fucking of involuntary partners. Their social and political involvements don’t stop there, though. Possibly of my personal favorite political statements that they made came in response to the 2016 Democratic National Committee email leak , when they offered Debbie Wasserman Shultz $50,000 to star in a porno opposite a Bernie Sanders lookalike. You know , since she already fucked him out of the election. Ah, if that isn’t fucking gold, I don’t differentiate what is. The Site Itself Obviously , xHamster has made quite a name for themselves in their relatively short period of time as a xxx social media/porn tube. But does the site itself hold up to all the hype? Well , let ’s accept a look. From the moment you succeed at xHamster’s people's page , it is hard not to be impressed by how clean and easy to navigate the web design is. 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